Current Mood:
Pickin on the Jones’

So it’s another night and another episode of good ol’ Jools Holland. I’m not sure what it is, but he always seems to have at least one of my favourite bands on. Tonight he had two.
And before you say anything, yes, yes… I know. It’s on the DVR. It wasn’t TONIGHT. Well… I make my own programming damnit. I have no idea WHAT NIGHT they were on and really… it doesn’t matter. Does it? Does it? What’s LIVE? I’m too old for LIVE anymore anyway.
So we’ll start out with tonight’s losers and then move on to the good stuff. I’m not quite sure what happened to this band, but the whole lot of them must have been dropped on their heads as babies. Holy crap is Mr. Hudson and The Library one of the worst bands I’ve ever seen make it far enough to be on late night TV.
They are bad… and I mean REALLY bad. Every member is a cheap knock-off of some MTV Vidiot character from the 80’s and completely full of themselves to boot. The “lead singer” can’t sing, pretends to play guitar and is so cheeky, I couldn’t help but laugh. Three out of four members were wearing sweater vests with “popped” collars. They were absolutely aweful to look at it.
Then there was the “music” that Mr Hudson was trying to play. I think they were all big fans of UB40, but without ANY of the talent. I’m not quite sure what to call something that sounded like British hip-hop melded with purely electronic throw-away music from the 80’s, but I’ll just call it “bad”. Never have I seen something this aweful on Jools.
Next on the losers list is Scott Matthews. His stuff made me sleep, which seems to be what was happening to the poor sheet-reading cello player that was very obviously not versed in Mr Matthews attempt at sounding like that other Matthews dude, except without that really talented guy who plays violin. Maybe he was just having an off night. He seems a lot better in his YouTube Videos. Or maybe he was trying not to play in the same style as blues man Eric Bibb, who was on the same night.
Eric Bibb was very cool. The only downside was that Jools sat in, trying to play some honky-tonk piano under Bibb’s Mississippi Delta Blues guitar. It felt wrong, and you could tell that Bibb was just trying to get done to be done with it. Bibb’s a talented guy… Jools just can’t hang with the very emotional, almost out-of-tune delta blues.
One last honorable mention and then on to the winners. Tony Bennett did his Vegas lounge lizard thing to standing ovation. Those crazy Brits! It’s a little surreal and disturbing to see Bennett, as old as he is, trying to do that rat pack sexy thing. “Not right” comes to mind, but that kind of goes for the whole scene anyway. At least some writer at SNL probably got an idea for a new skit that night.
The best performers were by far The Scissor Sisters, which many of you know both Char and I like a lot. They are as funky-cool live as they are in the studio and put on one hell of a performance. Here’s a little taste of their live act on YouTube. There aren’t enough good words for these folks. The only way to truly experience their depth of talent is to listen to one of their albums, which are widely varied and extremely fun beginning to end. Look for a “Back Catalog Album Review” on one of their albums soon.
The other absolutely delightful performance came from The Good, The Bad, & The Queen; a band made up of folks from Blur, Fela Kuti’s band, and The Clash. These folks are absolutely amazing musicians and performed a couple of dark rambling tunes that send shivers everywhere. One of their videos can be found here. They are sort of a very British version of Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds.
Last but certainly not least were The Hours, a powerpop band from the UK. I hadn’t heard too much of these folks until now. They are certainly interesting and make music for musicians that other people happen to like. They are definitely talented song writers and arrangers who breaks from the 1-2-1-2-3-2-2 formula of pop song writing. The arrangement of the song they performed was enough alone to make me take listen. If you like the latest crop of UK indie rock to hit the scene (Snow Patrol and the like), you will like these guys. They are definitely getting added to my list.